The single life's not meant for all;
Some need a friend they can install,
A partner, when the going's tough,
To share good times and when it's rough.
An empty house to some, seems bleak,
They need companions, want to speak;
A TV show's no substitute
For pleasant talks without dispute.
Dumb arguments can ruin your fun,
And leave a bad taste, when they're done;
Living alone, you never spat!
Unless you're yelling - at the cat.