I swallow too much coffee, and also, too much tea,
I know that aitch-two-oh is the better drink for me.
Water has no flavor, and without a special taste,
Drinking plain old water seems like such a silly waste.
I'm not knocking water; I drink it when I'm thirsty,
But I prefer my coffee, and if it's gone, my tea.
lol. Reminds me of a joke my father used to tell about a man who boasted to a bartender that he could identify any drink set before him by taste alone. The bartender blindfolded the man and set drink after drink before the fellow. He never made a mistake - until the bartender gave him a glass of water. Said the taster, " Well, I'm stumped, but whatever it is, it will never be popular."
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